BAD at 
SALES.

For Introverts With Quotas.

You knock doors, make calls, pitch strangers — and you hate every second of it.
Welcome home.

I'm In. (Unfortunately.)

Free. No pitch. We hate those too.

✓ Free forever ✓ No credit card ✓ No spam
000+
reluctant salespeople in the group
$0
what it costs. forever.
1
hat that does the talking for you
0
motivational quotes you'll receive

Is This You?

Card 01

You rehearse what to say on the drive over, then forget everything the second the door opens.

Card 02

You've considered faking a flat tire to skip a sales shift.

Card 03

Your best opener was an accident and you've never been able to replicate it.

WHAT
YOU GET

01

The Community

A community of people who get it (the Facebook group). No high-fives, no hustle — just people who'd rather not be doing this either.

02

The Tools

Free tools — door tracking sheet, objection cheat sheet, honest openers that actually work. No "growth hacks." Just the stuff that helps.

03

The Merch

Merch that starts conversations before you have to (the hat, the pins). It does the awkward part so you don't have to open with it.

04

The Emails

Occasional emails that are actually funny and useful. Unsubscribe whenever. We won't be hurt. We get it.

The 'Bad At Sales.' hat — the conversation-starting merch, shot in high-contrast black and white
The whole pitch is the hat. People ask about it. That's the opener.

People Who Also Hate This.

I wore the hat. Someone asked about it. That was my best opener in 3 years.

— Door-to-door rep, Las Vegas

Finally something that doesn't tell me to smile more.

— Insurance agent, Texas

I still hate selling. But at least I have a community to complain to.

— Solo founder, NYC

JOIN THE CLUB NOBODY WANTED TO START.

Get the tools, the community, and the occasional laugh. Free forever.

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Or just lurk in the Facebook group →

No spam. No pitch. We literally can't sell.